failplz

Dear Sir/Madame, You are receiving this letter due to your remarkable inability to type in a comprehensible language, and your subsequent soiling of the _****_ forum. Those with mental disabilities, and those who learned English as a foreign tongue notwithstanding, one should never allow oneself to look quite so ignorant as you recently did. Should this embarassing and insulting bastardization of the written word continue, a sound pwning will be in order. Good day.

Dear Sir/Madame, You are receiving this letter due to your recent spamming of the _*****_ forum. Spamming of any forum on deviantART is prohibited. Should this behavior continue after this notification, a sound pwning shall be in order. Good day.