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Dear Sir/Madame,
You are receiving this letter due to your remarkable inability to type in a comprehensible language, and your subsequent soiling of the _****_ forum. Those with mental disabilities, and those who learned English as a foreign tongue notwithstanding, one should never allow oneself to look quite so ignorant as you recently did. Should this embarassing and insulting bastardization of the written word continue, a sound pwning will be in order.
Good day.
You are receiving this letter due to your remarkable inability to type in a comprehensible language, and your subsequent soiling of the _****_ forum. Those with mental disabilities, and those who learned English as a foreign tongue notwithstanding, one should never allow oneself to look quite so ignorant as you recently did. Should this embarassing and insulting bastardization of the written word continue, a sound pwning will be in order.
Good day.
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In Place of Strife
We meet a man, who, at present, is down on his luck. He has recently been defined as surplus as a worker in a large holding company. His boss never even had the nerve to inform him and his 600 workmates face-to-face: they were informed by a middle-manager whilst he enjoyed lifes bounty on a cruise ship circling the Caribbean. The announcement was met with rage and horror by the workforce: tempers flared and despair reigned. Our anonymous protaganist was little different. Though refusing his colleagues call for an emergency session at the pub, he returns home and informs his wife of the days events. Though she tri
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He stood there, stunned...
The door had no push/pull sign.
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Notice of Intent to Stalk
Form ITS1993(d)
Notice of Intent to Stalk
Date: ___________
Print or type name of Stalker: _____________________________
(known henceforth as STALKER)
Print or type name of person to be Stalked: __________________________
(known henceforth as STALKEE)
Please be notified that effective this date the above named STALKER has filed an official Intent To Stalk Declaration targeting the above named STALKEE in accordance with Obsessive/Compulsive Personal Pursuit Code of Conduct Act of 1993 (OCPPCCA93).
I, STALKER, hereby declare Open Season upon you, STALKEE, and pursuant to OCPPCCA93 section 1, paragraph 5 intend to engage in the following
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One of the series for use in the forums, as a convenient alternative to creating a witty repost for every one of the more common instances of n00bery.
The asterisks are intended to be replaced with the name of the forum in question, ie Deviants, Complaints, etc.
Do not take this idea and run with it as your own. I get enough shit already for being a plz account. I don't need you idiots taking my ideas, making them other than satirical, and then the blame being focused on me.
Thank you.
Patent Pending, All Rights Reserved.
The asterisks are intended to be replaced with the name of the forum in question, ie Deviants, Complaints, etc.
Do not take this idea and run with it as your own. I get enough shit already for being a plz account. I don't need you idiots taking my ideas, making them other than satirical, and then the blame being focused on me.
Thank you.
Patent Pending, All Rights Reserved.
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You sir.
Have made my motherf***ing day. Have a cookie:
Have made my motherf***ing day. Have a cookie: