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Dear Sir/Madame,
You are receiving this letter due to your remarkable inability to type in a comprehensible language, and your subsequent soiling of the _****_ forum. Those with mental disabilities, and those who learned English as a foreign tongue notwithstanding, one should never allow oneself to look quite so ignorant as you recently did. Should this embarassing and insulting bastardization of the written word continue, a sound pwning will be in order.

Good day.
One of the series for use in the forums, as a convenient alternative to creating a witty repost for every one of the more common instances of n00bery.
The asterisks are intended to be replaced with the name of the forum in question, ie Deviants, Complaints, etc.

Do not take this idea and run with it as your own. I get enough shit already for being a plz account. I don't need you idiots taking my ideas, making them other than satirical, and then the blame being focused on me.
Thank you.

Patent Pending, All Rights Reserved.
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RebelliousElite99 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
You sir.

Have made my motherf***ing day. Have a cookie: :cookie:
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Kennex-The-Fox Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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SamRickim Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012  Student Photographer
"Those with mental disabilities and those who learned English as a foreign tongue notwithstanding, one should never allow oneself to look quite so ignorant as you recently did."

Corrected for great justice.
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Popcosplayer Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Ah, the number of how many people out there that need to receive this is sad. Though this did however give me a good laugh. :) Never understood the whole, "I'm no longer on my phone but I'll still type like it anyways" thing. :/
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NixillUmbreon Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2012  Student Writer
I type like this from my phone. I don't find it too terribly inconvenient, and anytime I use an acronym or bad abbreviation, I have a reason, such as it being cold outside and I can't type through gloves or go inside. (For example, on the way to the bus on a cold and dark winter morning. :meow:)
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HikariShien Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2010  Student General Artist
:rofl:
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SarahOfTheShadows Featured By Owner May 31, 2010   Writer
:iconlarryplz:
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PB-ZeppelinFan Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2010  Hobbyist
Im using this. Ill be sure to link it, so dont you worry, Mr. D 'n D Dice Thingy.
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LittleG33K Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2010
:iconawesomenessplz: Poetic
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HeionA Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This should be sent to so many authors on Fanfiction.net. Fantastic.
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