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n00b form letters. -fuckspeak

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Dear Sir/Madame,
You are receiving this letter due to your remarkable inability to type in a comprehensible language, and your subsequent soiling of the _****_ forum. Those with mental disabilities, and those who learned English as a foreign tongue notwithstanding, one should never allow oneself to look quite so ignorant as you recently did. Should this embarassing and insulting bastardization of the written word continue, a sound pwning will be in order.

Good day.
One of the series for use in the forums, as a convenient alternative to creating a witty repost for every one of the more common instances of n00bery.
The asterisks are intended to be replaced with the name of the forum in question, ie Deviants, Complaints, etc.

Do not take this idea and run with it as your own. I get enough shit already for being a plz account. I don't need you idiots taking my ideas, making them other than satirical, and then the blame being focused on me.
Thank you.

Patent Pending, All Rights Reserved.
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RebelliousElite99's avatar
You sir.

Have made my motherf***ing day. Have a cookie: :cookie: